Today my mother offered to set up a profile for me on eharmony. Part of her motivation was so that she could get some Farmville Dollars for her farm on Facebook (I swear Farmville is the answer to my mother's lack of a backyard here in Tampa). As for what her reasonings beyond that may be, I have no idea. A mother's wish to see her daughter happy and settled? That's never really bothered her before. The desire for grandchildren? My younger brother has taken care of that quite nicely when he presented the family with my nephew last year. Maybe she thinks a significant other will mellow me? Which I can assure you has never been the case in the past...quite evident in her description of me to friends as a "man eater." So maybe her full motivation really is the Farmville Dollars....which then all I have to say to that is..Thanks Mom for sacrificing me and my dignity for a larger virtual farm and a horse barn.
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